(Crazy Idols)
Mr. Song.
Hello, Mr. CEO!
Hey there.
So you're fostering some amazing idols
with the money I gave you, right?
Yes, I made some amazing rookies
with the $500,000 you invested.
Take a look at our boys.
Boys!
What is this?
Who are they? Idols? What is this?
Boys.
Greet the CEO.
Okay.
Aw, yeah!
DCD in the house.
Hello, we're DCD!
Hold on...
They're idols? Wait... What's DCD?
What's DCD?
DCD, Deokchundeok.
What?
He's Deokchun and he's Chundeok.
Combined, they're Deokchundeok.
What kind of name is that? It sounds so lame!
They'll be fine with nicknames like
U-Know Yunho and Max Changmin of TVXQ.
Hello, we're distinct like the four seasons.
I'm Chunha Chundeok...
And I'm the swagtastic...
Deonggi Deokchun!
♪ Deonggi Deokchun ♪
♪ Chungideok Chundeok ♪
Why would you start singing that?
They studied abroad.
Then why would they sing that?
We can't use these guys. Look.
With those faces...
What the... What is this? Look at them!
They can't make it with those faces!
I also think it'll be hard for them
so I set appointments for them to get surgery.
Eye jobs, nose jobs and everything?
Polyp removal surgery.
What?
Show him!
Show him how bad it is!
I'm not sure if they'll be visible...
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
What is this?
These guys are weird.
What are you doing?
Why would youngsters have polyps?
They eat a lot of late night snacks.
What?
But the doctor said it's good he found it early.
- What? / - I was told to contact my family.
Are you about to die? What are you saying?
Where did you find these guys?
Geez!
So frustrating...
This won't do. Can they even do anything?
Can they do anything?
Sir, they're very talented.
They're amazing with their bodies.
You know acrobatics?
Like being flexible with your body?
Sure... This won't do.
Show him. Show him your acrobatics.
Show him how your thumb can touch your wrist!
What the...
Show him how you can lick your elbow!
That?
- What is this? / - Acrobatics.
I think I can get the other one with more practice.
Hey!
I can do both sides.
How is that a talent?
Geez, this is so frustrating!
Sir! Sir!
Out of the way.
Move it.
Sir.
What's going on?
I've been a trainee at this agency for 6 years!
Why are you debuting the rookies instead of me?
Jonathan.
I just can't get through to you.
How so? I'm working so hard!
So?
What do you want to debut as?
A girl group member.
How could you be in a girl group?
You don't have to worry.
I'll never get in a scandal with a male idol.
Of course that wouldn't happen!
I know my face stands out compared
to most girl group members.
No, no! It's not your face that stands out.
Something else... Makes you stand out.
There's something.
It's all about being unique!
How is that unique?
Listen to me!
Your mother gave birth to a boy!
That's why you can't be in a girl group!
So it's because of my mom?
What?
You just insulted my mom.
I did?
I can do it!
- What? / - ♪ Send me the signal ♪
You're being scary! Go away!
Wow... These guys will fill up G-Dragon's spot.
What?
Where did you get that guy?
Don't do things like that.
Mr. Song, tell them all to leave.
Sir, how could you say that?
Just take a good look at these boys.
They're amazing at dancing in unison.
- In unison? / - They have synergy together.
Hey, show him now!
Okay.
Cue the music.
That seemed...
It looks like you practiced a lot
but it also seemed a bit awkward.
- Sir. / - Yeah?
Idols dance at double speed these days.
These guys can do this 16 times as fast.
- 16 times? / - Yes.
Show him now!
Okay.
Cue the music.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Stop them from fighting!
Geez! Who brought these guys?
What are you doing?
Everyone out!
Let's fill up G-Dragon's spot!
(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
Time to talk about the rankings outside the rankings.
I wasn't even in the rankings for celebrities
you want to spend White Day with.
I'm the man you want to send away.
I'm Yang Seonil.
Ladies,
what do you say when you
run into your boyfriend's handsome friend?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said when you run into
your boyfriend's handsome friend.
3rd!
It's fine. At least you're a nice guy, honey.
2nd!
It's fine. At least you're rich, honey.
1st!
It's fine. We're going to break up.
If you ever thought, "What did I do to deserve this?"
after meeting your boyfriend's handsome friend
you should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said after you run into your boyfriend's
handsome friend. 64th!
Hey, Seunghyeon.
- Geunji. / - Hey, man.
Enjoy your date.
- Later, man. / - See you, Geunji.
Isn't my friend good-looking?
A girl that dates him should be nervous.
I'm not nervous at all.
What do you mean by that?
151st!
Hey, Seunghyeon.
- Geunji! / - Hey, man.
Who's this?
Oh, this is my girlfriend.
I was his girlfriend.
I'm single now.
So... Are you seeing anyone?
224th!
- Hey, Seunghyeon! / - Geunji!
Honey, this is my friend Geunji.
Isn't he handsome?
Excuse me. Why are you friends with my boyfriend?
You just want to make yourself look better!
Why are you being like this?
Hold on! He's doing the same thing I do!
What?
318th!
Seunghyeon!
Enjoy your date. I'm out, man.
See you.
Honey, isn't my friend handsome?
Forget that. I like you a lot more.
Gosh...
I'm going to live a charitable life.
What does that mean?
498th!
- Hey, Seunghyeon! / - Geunji!
- Hey, enjoy your date. / - Alright.
- I'm out. / - See you.
Good-bye.
Honey, isn't my friend handsome?
He really is.
Honey.
Want me to set you up with my friend?
What do you mean by that?
561st!
- Hey, Seunghyeon! / - Geunji!
- Enjoy your date. / - Okay.
- I'm out. / - See you.
Good-bye.
Isn't he handsome?
So what are we going to do today?
Why are you angry suddenly?
You should've planned something ahead of time!
- Go! / - Huh?
Go!
I have the worst luck ever!
This is my life! I have the worst luck!
There are more rankings outside the rankings.
People,
what do you say when a close friend
tells you that they like you?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said when your friend tells you
they like you. 3rd!
Take a look in the mirror.
2nd!
Are you drunk?
1st!
I'll kill you.
If you've ever been swayed just a little
when your friend said they like you,
you should relate to these.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comments said when your friend says
they like you. 139th!
- Soyeong. / - Yeah?
We should date each other.
That's not going to work. Pay me back my money.
I will.
241st!
- Soyeong. / - Yeah?
I don't want to be your friend anymore.
I want to be your man.
393rd!
Soyeong.
Should we date each other?
Alright. Then I guess we'll hold hands
and kiss...
459th!
- Soyeong. / - Yeah?
We should date each other.
That's the funniest thing you've said!
543rd!
Taehun.
- I've given this a lot of thought. / - Hey, hey! Don't.
- I want to... / - I know what this is! Don't say it.
- Be more than friends... / - No! Stop.
We should...
Get together...
You jerk!
This has been rankings outside the rankings.
Thank you.
(Busking Again)
Hello.
We've been busking on the street for 30 years.
We're Mudeungsan.
I'm Mr. Jang and he's Mr. Kim.
As for Mr. Kim...
It's a big agency.
JYP!
♪ From behind you ♪
YG!
♪ Your eyes, nose and mouth ♪
He hasn't gotten into these two agencies
for 20 years.
Please accept him once.
He turned 42 preparing to be an idol...
What the...
The first song we'll perform...
What will we sing?
Yoon Jongshin's song.
Oh, Yoon Jongshin's hot song is "Like It."
We'll sing "Like It."
He'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Are you happy to be in love? ♪
♪ When we start to love ♪
♪ We should be happy ♪
♪ Let's be happy ♪
♪ And not be sick ♪
Boys!
♪ Stop distracting us ♪
♪ Go away ♪
What is this? Us grown-ups are performing.
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
We're famous singers in this area.
- Singers? / - Yes.
Go sing over there.
What was that?
That was so witty.
Sorry about that. Our song got interrupted.
We'll try singing it again.
As I mentioned, he'll sing most of it.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Even a little ♪
- ♪ Let's be happy ♪ / - ♪ Even just a tenth ♪
- ♪ And not be sick ♪ / - ♪ It hurts ♪
- ♪ Let's be happy ♪ / - ♪ Be happy ♪
- ♪ Let's be happy ♪ / - ♪ Even for a moment ♪
- Boys! / - ♪ And not be sick ♪
- ♪ And not be sick ♪ / - Mr. Kim!
Stop it. How long will you be sick?
What was that?
Our songs got switched.
We were singing "Like It."
Don't come in with "Let's be happy."
What happens then?
Let's be freaking happy?
What?
What does that mean?
Let's be freaking happy?
What are you saying?
You boys know nothing about singing.
- So leave! / - Leave!
- Leave! / - Leave!
♪ Leave, leave and be locked up ♪
♪ Be locked up inside of me ♪
What's with these guys?
What's with us?
Do you take us for chumps?
Do you know how many
amazing singers were here?
Do you know this girl?
Dasom of SISTAR?
Is it all cotton?
Wow! He must know Dasom!
Is your jacket all cotton?
It's duck down? Let me borrow it.
Come on... I thought it was for real.
I just said it for laughs.
- What the... / - I'm offended now.
Let's change the song.
We'll sing a children's song for the kids.
We'll sing "This is War" by MBLAQ.
- Okay. / - Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Why did you come to my house? ♪
♪ This is war ♪
Mr. Kim, let me go!
What are you doing?
You boys are strange.
We'll sing something else.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ Put your right hand in ♪
♪ This is war ♪
What the...
It's me, Mr. Kim. It's me.
Boys!
You boys almost got me killed!
Forget this. Let’s sing something else.
Let's sing something else, Mr. Kim.
What are you going sing?
- $4. / - $4?
- $4. / - $5.
- $4. / - Why is it always $4?
Oh! He'll sing "Unconditional."
He'll sing most of it.
We'll sing PSY's "New Face."
- Okay. / - Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ If you call out to me ♪
- ♪ Meetings are new ♪ / - ♪ I'll come running ♪
♪ I'm so excited, I'm going crazy ♪
♪ An unfamiliar girl's unfamiliar scent ♪
♪ She's a new face, new face ♪
♪ A new face ♪
(Group Assignment)
I was up all night researching
and I couldn't wash my hair.
The others aren't all here yet.
Unbelievable...
Hello, Yunseung.
Hey, freshman.
Sora.
Did you bring the research I told you to do?
You left it at home again?
Go home and get it.
I don't have a home.
Where do you live?
I don't live.
Sora!
Just forget it.
- Geez... / - Just forget it.
Unbelievable...
- Freshman. / - Yes.
Take my credit card and buy some chips
for our meeting.
Okay, I'll buy some potatoes.
When did I say to buy potatoes?
I said to buy chips.
- Let's go! / - No, no. Chips.
Buy some chips!
- Chips? / - Yeah.
Did he even understand me?
Asparagus!
Good work, today.
Cosplaying was so much fun.
Hello, Yunseung.
- Hey. / - Yes?
We have a group assignment. Where were you?
I got a toothache and had to go to the dentist.
- You went to the dentist dressed like that? / - Yes.
What's this?
Dental floss.
To get the food between your teeth.
Who are they?
That's my dentist and this is a cavity!
This came out of my mouth!
A cavity?
Go and find your ring.
- Okay. / - Not you! Sit down.
If I ever catch you...
A dentist? Oh, please...
Geez, the others still aren't here.
I always do all the work...
Hey, what are your plans for tomorrow?
I'm going to see a movie.
Sounds good!
How about seeing one with me?
- Forget it. / - Hey!
Look at the time.
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
He's just being nice right now!
Do you know how scary he is?
You'd better listen while
he's still being nice! Got it?
Geez...
An anteater!
- What the... / - It's me.
- An anteater? / - You're human?
You sit down!
We'll talk after this is over.
Yunseung.
I made a presentation.
- Really? You made one? / - Yes.
- Really? / - Yes.
Good. At least someone here is trying.
Let's all watch.
I'll start group 6's presentation
on Korea's cultural assets.
For group 6...
- Hey! / - Yes?
What the... Bonobono looks weird.
- Oh, you're right. / - Yeah.
- Then I'll fix him up. / - No...
I didn't mean to add all of him.
Get rid of him.
Sure.
No!
I didn't mean that! Get rid of Bonobono!
No more Bonobono.
Alright.
Korea's first cultural assets
are traditional masks.
There are many types of traditional masks.
The wedding mask.
The butcher mask.
The noble mask.
- And various other masks... / - Hey! Hey!
I just saw a strange mask.
What?
Let me see the previous slide.
- Okay. / - Yeah, that one!
What the... There is no Bono mask!
Stop adding Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is the mask dance.
The lion dance is a cultural asset...
I see blue feet!
- Pardon? / - Blue feet!
Hey!
Who's in there?
How would I know that?
I know you know! Let me see him.
- Okay. / - Show me!
Him!
Why is he doing the lion dance?
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
Geez...
Next is the map of Korea.
This map was made in 1861.
If you compare it with the current map...
- It's nearly identical... / - Hold on.
- Where is that drawn on? / - What?
Zoom out.
- Okay. / - More.
Zoom out more.
Is that a tattoo?
What's with the tattoo?
I'm a Bono-fide thug.
Bono-fide? Bono-fide?
No more Bonobono!
Get rid of Bonobono!
Aright.
Next is Goryeo celadon.
Goryeo celadon are Korean ceramics.
- They're made on a spinning wheel... / - Hey! Hey!
Stop it!
- Alright. / - Stop it!
Okay.
Once a vase is made,
it's put inside a kiln...
Hey! You stop that!
- What is that? / - Yunseung...
What is that?
Can't you see?
Why are they in there like it's a sauna?
Why is Bonobono drinking rice punch?
Avengers cosplay?
Yes, I'll be right there.
Yunseung, I need a crown put in.
- I need to go. / - Stay!
Don't go...
Geez! Where's the freshman with the chips?
Yunseung.
I got an enema like you told me to.
Chips!
Why would you get an enema? I said to buy chips!
I hate group assignments!
(Child Romance)
Wow, a piano!
Suji!
Wow, you're terrible with your hands!
Learn to play the melodeon first,
Mr. Kindergartener ex-boyfriend.
Why are you being like this?
Don't you remember?
You used to love it when I drew you.
Oh, you mean this?
It's good that you're here. I brought it.
Hey.
Is this what I look like?
That was when I was younger.
I can do a better job now. Like this...
How?
See?
Thanks for opening my eyes.
Just tear this up
and we should break up.
Suji, why are you being like this?
Just let me go!
Son, are you enjoying your piano lesson?
Hello.
Oh, you're here too, Suji.
Suji, it's getting late. How are you getting home?
I'm going to walk home.
That sounds tiring.
- Then I'll take my car... / - Oh, yeah!
And go somewhere now.
Can you carry Mungyu home?
- Okay. / - Oh, right. Suji.
Here...
It's fine. You don't need to give me anything.
Can you stop by the Laundromat
and pick up my laundry?
Thanks, Suji.
- I'm going now. / - Bye.
Geez...
Am I some errand girl?
Mungyu.
Can you do me a favor?
Okay!
Go over there...
So we can break up.
Stop it!
I'm sorry about everything.
I won't bother you anymore
so just accept this.
It's my last gift to you.
Mungyu...
Suji...
Mungyu...
"Name, Sim Mungyu.
Address, Yeouido, Yeongdeungpo.
Please call if you find this child."
Hey!
This is for lost children!
Geez...
Suji!
Sangeun.
You came for piano lessons?
Geez...
No wonder I saw a tricycle outside.
So it's you, Mungyu the kindergartener.
A tricycle for the kindergartener.
And we're in grade school.
Suji, let's go play Monopoly.
Alright!
Hold it!
Suji, I'm coming with you.
I'll use this to build hotels on Park Place.
Wow, where did you get this?
Is that all?
Suji!
Ta-da!
♪ Link between Suji and I ♪
♪ The two of us are awesome ♪
You have so much money!
- Right? / - With this much...
You could build a landmark!
Sangeun, you're so cool!
Suji, you're so pretty!
See that?
Suji's mine.
- Let's go, Suji. / - Okay.
Don't treat me like a preschool child!
Suji's mine!
She's mine!
Hold on.
I have to practice the piano.
I'll listen to you! I'll listen to you!
- I'll listen to you, Suji! / - Really?
Then I'll try playing.
♪ Butterfly, butterfly ♪
- I don't want to hear it! / - ♪ Please fly here ♪
Where are you going?
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
You were the first one.
You, in the black hoodie.
Come on up.
Hi, my name is Hani.
My surname is Mwo.
I'm Mwo Hani!
I'm a trainee at Gag Entertainment.
I should stretch before I practice.
I should start stretching.
Here comes a senior trainee.
Looks like I'll be debuting soon.
I'll eat this rice ball and practice hard...
You're here early, Hani.
Want this rice ball?
I already ate so I'm fine. You have it.
It's okay. You can eat it.
Go ahead.
Eat it.
You can eat it.
No, I'm on a diet now.
You can eat it.
Oh, right! You hate rice balls.
I'll give you a great tip instead.
If you debut in a girl group,
you have to look fierce on camera.
The most important face a girl group should make
is a cute and refreshing face.
I'll teach you.
When the camera is on you...
Make a refreshing face.
It's not that hard, right?
You try.
Make it more refreshing.
No, that's a bitter face.
Alright, the older trainees taught me this.
You hold one too.
Here we go.
Go!
Make a refreshing face!
A bit more!
I've fallen for your bubbly charm.
Hani.
Will you be my vitamin C?
The camera is on us!
So sour!
Nice.
Taehun.
Seongwon...
Why aren't you practicing? What are you two doing?
Are you messing around?
We're going to debut soon.
We should be working hard.
You're right.
Alright, let's practice.
Hani, come here.
We'll practice our vocals first.
You can do this.
♪ The girl wanted to know me ♪
♪ The girl can't hold back her tears ♪
♪ I went ♪
♪ Outside ♪
Nice!
Hani.
I fell for your extremely low voice.
Will you be my...
What the...
Zombie?
A zombie?
Why would there be a zombie?
We're supposed to be practicing!
Why aren't you all practicing?
Wait, this voice is...
Superstar Ryu Geunji-Dragon?
Ryu Geunji-Dragon?
Wow! He's so cool!
- He's so cool! / - So cool!
He's so cool!
Hey.
I'm...
RyuD.
I'm RyuD.
Trainees.
Let me see your dancing skills.
Yes!
You go first, Taehun. You have a bad liver.
Let's go!
Stop!
You're trying too hard to look cool.
Practice more.
Next is our best trainee.
Alright.
Seongwon.
Let's go!
No, no, no!
Your dancing lacks spice.
Add some more spices.
Oh, my God.
Alright, our last hope.
Hani!
Let's go!
Stop!
I'll show you
what real dancing is.
Why is there a pen on the floor here?
It looks like he shrunk though.
I guess it's my imagination.
- Ryu Geunji-Dragon! / - RyuD!
Impressive...
He suddenly grew!
My heart is about to explode.
From dancing?
No!
Because...
Of you.
I love you, Hani.
No!
(Dancer, Oh Yunseok)
Hey! There are two of them!
What are you doing?
Hani is my girl.
Don't be ridiculous. She's mine!
She's mine!
What are you all doing?
That voice...
Sunmi?
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it!
Oh, my poor eyes!
Geez...
Hani.
You decide.
Pick the true superstar in your heart.
Is it time for me to choose now?
Hit them really hard.
Let me pick last place.
1, 2, 3!
What the...
Hold on...
That was so hard.
Next is 2nd.
1, 2, 3!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 1)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll start with a simple trick.
I'll show you my sketchbook trick.
On this sketchbook here...
I just wrote the word "rose."
Magician Lee Seongdong.
Abracadabra.
Wow.
Amazing, right?
Now I'll do this trick...
With someone in the audience.
- You, sir. / - Yes.
- Please stand up. / - Okay.
(Money)
Abracadabra.
Nothing happened.
Abra...
Cadabra.
I don't have any money.
- Really? / - Yes.
(Something worth some money)
Abra...
Cadabra.
What?
Abra...
Cadabra!
It worked.
Applause!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
But there's no food yet.
So why are we at this Chinese restaurant?
Your uncle and aunt
are coming from Seoul today.
I set this up so they can meet Bongseon.
You should've told me.
I would've prettied myself up.
Is that even possible?
Boy!
You brat...
Bongseon, it's fine.
To me, you look like Hwang Shinhye.
But...
I don't know about
Hwang Shinhye being pretty.
You don't even know that you're ugly.
What are you babbling about?
Oh!
Isn't that Sejin?
It's Sejin.
I heard his family went bankrupt.
I guess he's working here part-time.
Gosh...
- Let's ask him to join us for dinner. / - Yes.
Hey, Sejin.
Oh... Daehui.
Hello, sir.
I heard your family is struggling these days.
Are you cleaning here part-time?
It's not like that.
I should clean my own place.
Hey.
You own this big Chinese restaurant?
No, this building.
I really resent my dad.
Why?
Why did he give me this 20-story building
to take care of?
If I didn't have this building like a normal person,
I wouldn't be struggling like this.
What is he babbling about?
Get lost!
So where's uncle?
He should be here soon.
He's my younger brother
but I didn't feed him enough as a kid.
I still feel terrible about that.
Big brother!
- Gosh! / - Big brother!
- My goodness! / - Brother!
My brother Minsang!
- It's good you're here. / - Long time no see.
You're here.
Goodness!
Your face...
You're all skin and bones!
Geez...
Don't you feed him at home?
I need to feed myself first.
You always say that!
Alright.
Eat up today.
Alright, Dongmin.
Have a seat.
Great.
Bongseon, say hello.
He's my little brother
and this is his wife.
He's not that little...
Hello!
I'm Daehui's girlfriend. My name is Shin Bongseon.
Gosh, you sure look like nice.
But you're all skin and bones.
I practice ballet.
What's ballet?
What I used to do.
Right.
Let's eat since we're all here.
- Excuse me! / - Yes.
- Would you like to order? / - Let's see...
Hey!
We're all here to see Bongseon.
Just order whatever you want to eat.
- Really? / - Of course.
What dish comes with a lot of veggies?
This one and this one.
We'll take everything but those two.
- Everything excluding those two? / - Yes.
Ahem!
Don't exclude anything.
- You want everything? / - Yes.
You shouldn't be picky about food.
That's my man!
Daehui.
I brought my mom's credit card.
I'll pay the bill.
Don't say that.
Your food is here.
Oh, good, good.
- It's here. / - Goodness.
Look at this...
All these delicious dishes.
Enjoy.
These guys...
Alright.
Ask my future daughter-in-law some questions.
Oh, right.
Our family is actually quite reputable.
And Daehui is the oldest son.
You'll have to do many memorial ceremonies.
That means you'll have to do a lot of cooking.
What's your favorite
memorial ceremony food?
The meat skewers.
I'm all for this marriage!
I support it!
She's a decent person!
She's knows what's what!
You pass!
Alright.
Dear.
Think of your health.
Just have one bite today.
One bite?
Yes, just one bite.
Then I'll have only one bite.
Should I try to eat this in one bite?
Just one bite!
You sure can eat.
Your sweet and sour pork is here.
- Good. / - Sweet and sour pork.
Looks good.
Sir, ma'am...
Please enjoy.
Hey, hey, hey!
What did you just do right now?
Did you...
Just pour the sweet and sour sauce on?
Sweet and sour pork tastes best
with the sauce poured on.
You should never pour the sauce on
sweet and sour pork!
Then it gets soggy!
You eat it for the crispiness!
I was wrong about you.
I thought you knew the deal!
But you're rotten to the core!
Dongmin! I'm against this marriage!
I was wrong about you!
Goodness... Minsang!
Bongseon.
Why did you pour the sauce on?
You should've dipped today.
I'll try talking to him.
Minsang! Minsang!
What's wrong with your uncle and aunt?
I don't know either.
I haven't seen my uncle in 15 years.
Why?
15 years ago...
I poured the sauce on too.
Uncle!
Geez... What's with him?
Anyway...
You really messed up this time, Bongseon.
What?
What did you just say to me?
How could you say that?
Even if I made a mistake,
you should be on my side!
I think I need to re-think about this marriage.
Bongseon!
Don't go.
I can't let you go like this.
Never!
I'll never let you go like this!
Daehui...
You said you'd pay the bill.
What are you babbling about?
(YOLO Inn)
- It hurts. / - Are you hurting a lot?
- It hurts! / - Why are you crying?
Being in pain reminds me of my mom.
Then think of me as your mom.
Mom?
Junho, where does it hurt?
My forehead hurts, mom.
♪ Mommy will make you all better ♪
My throat hurts too, mom.
♪ Mommy will make you all better ♪
Goodness...
My butt hurts too, mom.
♪ Mommy will kick you ♪
Nice try!
I feel all better now.
My foot hurts now.
- Grandpa! / - Grandpa!
It's Deulle and Dallae.
What's this?
This is an AI speaker.
It can answer any question you ask.
Wow! Amazing!
Let me try asking it something.
- Kim Junho. / - Korea's most famous comedian.
He won the entertainment award grand prize in 2013.
But in 2009, he was caught in Macau...
This stinking machine!
See? I told you he has a ton of dirt on him!
- You brats... / - Run for it!
Dear, don't be so angry.
Are you still sick?
I'm coughing...
- I'm coughing... / - Dear, this isn't good.
Let's take your temperature.
This thing is so old. I don't know if it'll work.
I don't know if it'll work.
Why isn't it working?
Oh, it goes in the mouth, right?
I don't know if it'll work.
- You're fine, dear. / - What's that?
- A thermometer. / - For your arm pits?
What are you talking about?
It hit my tooth.
This cold... I should clean out my nose.
Yeah, that should feel better.
Let's see if this works.
Let's see.
Disgusting...
It works.
Wow...
Why are you so sweaty?
I'm not sweating at all.
- Let me wipe off your sweat. / - I'm not sweating.
- I'm so dry. / - Come here.
My dear wife...
- What's this? / - A wet towel.
- More like a snot towel. / - What?
- That so disgusting! / - What are you doing?
- Gross! / - Sir!
Hello!
- Is this YOLO Inn? / - Yes.
I'm all sweaty after hiking.
Hey! A towel!
I'll wipe myself with this!
So refreshing!
What's that water for?
It's from the mineral spring.
I'll make instant noodles with that!
- Thank you! / - Thank you!
He didn't drink it today.
Hold on.
My dogs...
Are you boys hungry?
Eat up. I should eat some curry today.
Mr. Kim!
Mr. Kim! Keep your barking dogs quiet!
- They're so loud! / - Of course dogs bark.
Geez! Keep your dogs in check!
- Honey. / - Yeah.
What do you think of my new dress?
It looks pretty but it's too revealing.
Yeah? How about this outfit?
That's see-through! It'll show everything underneath.
Really? Then what should I wear?
Honey! I feel like someone's watching us!
Who's watching?
It's nothing. The old man is eating dog food.
- Don't be ridiculous. / - It's for real.
Honey, how about this outfit?
The color is skin-tone. It's too racy.
Yeah? Then you can buy me an outfit!
- Alright. / - Dear, what are you up to?
What are you doing?
What is this?
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man. Why'd you invite me to go camping?
Seunghwan, I'm here with my girlfriend
and she's bringing her close friend.
You should meet her.
Who are you to tell me to meet a girl?
Are you the king?
She looks like Irene of Red Velvet.
You're so wise, Your Highness.
Have a seat.
Hyeseon, it'll only be a minute!
Geez...
Hyeseon.
A great guy is supposed to show up today.
Seunghye.
I can barely manage the men in my life now.
He looks like Taeyang of Big Bang.
I'll take one more!
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
- Hey, honey. / - Hi.
- Hey, you two both studied abroad. / - Right.
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Nice to meet you. / - Nice to meet you.
- Help me! / - Help me!
What is it?
You said Irene. I see Wolverine.
You said Big Bang. More like a big bum.
- No! Just sit down. / - Have a seat.
- You two should talk. / - Yeah.
- How many siblings do you have? / - 20,000.
- When were you born? / - I'm an immortal.
- Cosmetic surgery... / - Never.
- Is what you need. / - Geez...
- What's your profession? / - The grim reaper.
- What is it, Seunghwan? / - She's the grim reaper.
Tell her I'm not ready for the afterlife yet.
He said he has 20,000 siblings.
Is his father Uija of Baekje?
- No, Hyeseon. Just sit. / - Sit down.
- Aren't you all hungry? / - I'm hungry.
- What did you all bring? / - Ta-da. I brought meat.
I brought instant noodles!
- I brought a muskmelon. / - I brought a muskmelon.
Do you like muskmelon, Mr. Bum?
Of course.
I haven't eaten anything since yesterday.
Wow! You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
Shall I cut this with a knife?
You two are perfect together!
I don't need a knife.
Wow, she changed into Wolverine.
- Where are you going? Just sit. / - Sit down.
I haven't been outdoors in a while. It's so nice.
- Right, honey? / - Yeah.
I guess it's because this is a camp site,
there are so many bugs.
I'm afraid of bugs!
Hyeseon is afraid of bugs.
I hate them! I hate them!
Why are you staring at me, Mr. Bum?
Do you have to take a dump?
I think you'll need plenty of this.
Here you go.
- Seunghwan. / - Calm down.
Don't say things like that.
Oh, right. Can you help me move this, Seunghwan?
You're so weak for a man!
Out of my way. Out of my way!
What are you staring at, Miss Wolverine?
You've never seen chest hair?
- You have ants in your chest hair. / - Ants!
Get the ants off! Get the ants off!
- What is this? / - Just sit down.
Sit down for a little bit.
Honey, it looks like our fire went out.
You're right. We should buy some charcoal.
- You two should talk it out. / - What?
- The fire is still flaming! / - The fire is big enough!
Geez...
- Excuse me... / - Excuse me...
- You go first... / - You go first...
- Then I'll go... / - Then I'll go...
I'll talk first.
I actually have somewhere to go to.
I have to go somewhere too.
I take tap dancing lessons.
Then what are you doing?
We should start dancing!
Cue the music!
Hyeseon!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 2)
They're back again.
The Pigeon Magic Troupe brings you hope and dreams.
It's Mr. Gwon!
Hello.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan.
This trick is our highlight.
We'll show you a teleportation trick.
Magician Lee Seongdong, are you ready?
Go inside.
Teleportation. Abra... Abracadabra!
Abracadabra!
Wow.
Amazing, right?
This time, I'll perform
this trick with Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
Go inside.
Teleportation. Abracadabra!
Abracadabra.
Get it there!
- He disappeared. / - Wow!
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
- Can just one of you talk? / - Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
This is great.
I guess you're full.
No. The 3 of us went to buy beers
at a convenience store
and they wanted to check out IDs.
How young did they think we were?
- In high school? / - Middle school?
- Elementary school? / - Head butt.
I guess you don't have fat on your head.
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps pretending he's my boyfriend!
- You're insane. / - You're insane.
You're insane!
When I went out in a short skirt,
you put your jacket over me and whispered to me.
What did you say?
- Cover your legs. / - Cover your legs.
Cover your face.
You look pretty now.
Guys, congratulate me.
I'm secretly dating Park Seojun.
Park Seojun? What's your secret?
- What's your secret? / - What's your deal?
During a shoot, I secretly...
Blew him kisses.
Guess what he said to me.
- Oh, how cute. / - Oh, how cute.
Oh, a fish.
You really aren't pretty.
- I guess the date is set. / - To slaughter a pig?
No. A younger guy set a date
to tell me he likes me.
We were eating at a restaurant
and he suddenly grabbed my arm.
Guess what he said to me.
When can we be more than friends?
When are you going to get full?
You're going to tear my hair out.
So how much do you have to eat to get full?
Guys, let's take a photo together. It's been a while.
Look here.
1, 2, 3.
I'll post it on social media.
Hashtag lovestagram, hashtag love and friendship.
Myeonghun, you should post this too.
You should post this too.
Put your guard up.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this moisturizing cream.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
- Hello. / - Hello.
That's right, people. Yoo Minsang's moisturizer
isn't like ordinary moisturizers.
Our product has some amazing functions.
Whitening, supplementing, preventing back injury,
solving family disputes, bringing world peace
and it can even conquer the universe.
Those are some strange functions.
- That's why it's surprising. / - Very.
And that's not all.
We have a special event for those
that buy our product today.
We'll throw in a surprising product for free.
- What is it? / - The lid.
Doesn't that come with it?
That's why it's surprising.
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406-5353-5353...
Ugly, fatty, ugly, fatty.
You're calling me ugly now?
Oh, super ugly. Please call now.
I love you, customer.
This is Momentary Home Shopping.
For quality control,
this call will be recorded after the beep.
What is he doing?
Hey! You just don't want to take the call!
We'll cut to a quick commercial break.
A banquet hall enough to fit 1,800 seats.
A delicious buffet.
The wedding hall at Dangsan Station, exit 16.
We're getting married here today!
Yoo Minsang's moisturizer.
How is a wedding hall related to our product?
Also, our product has many reviews from customers.
Let's see.
This guy with irritated skin
used our product for a month.
Don't be surprised.
His skin became smooth like a vase.
What the... This is just a vase!
And that's not all, people.
I used some before I came here today.
- I felt it all over my body. / - Of course.
- Look at this. / - Gosh...
- Look. / - Goodness! Why is your hair coming out?
Don't you all want this, people?
Please call now.
Hey.
You'd better pick up the phone this time
or you're in trouble.
I'm going to make sure you end up fired!
I'm not in the mood to talk on the phone now.
Hey! Don't get all sulky!
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Gag Academy will help you pass your exams ♪
♪ Even your real estate license exam ♪
♪ Let's all go to Gag Academy ♪
Yoo Minsang's moisturizer.
That was totally irrelevant!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pig head.
- Thank you. / - What?
It's the best!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello.
I speak my mind.
I'm Park Eojun of "I'm a Hagfish."
What brings a commentator on current events here?
Let's speak our minds!
If you go to LAN cafes, there are a lot of...
- Young people addicted to gaming. / - It's true.
I'd like to say something to these youths!
It's 10 o'clock.
Time to go home.
And I'll have your leftover cup noodles.
Go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
Hold it!
Who is it?
I've never seen them before.
Who are you?
Hello.
We're the bodyguards of Bongsunga School.
- Bang Juho... / - And Im Seonguk.
Who are you here to guard?
A bodyguard guarding a bodyguard?
Who else would guard a bodyguard?
You're right.
How do you protect each other?
We protected each other during
the PyeongChang Olympics.
The speed skating finals are starting.
Ready...
- Juho, I heard a gun! / - Seonguk, I heard a gun!
- A gun! / - A gun!
Protected.
What the...
What are you doing?
I haven't seen you guys before.
A bomb!
Seonguk, a bomb!
- I'm not a bomb! / - A bomb!
I'm not a bomb!
Protected.
What's with you guys?
- Go sit down. / - Juho! You're in danger!
Seonguk, you're in danger!
Juho, you're in danger!
Seonguk, you're in danger!
Juho, you're in danger!
- Please go sit down! / - Protected.
- What the... / - Who are you protecting?
Geez, unbelievable.
Alright, it's time for our bodies to get healthy.
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga. We're the hut yoga team.
If you just give us a minute,
you can have a healthy figure too.
This is the first move.
It's an upper body exercise.
First, spread your arms and legs apart.
Start.
1, 2, 1, 2.
1, 2.
Now let's put it all together.
5, 6, 7, 8.
This is the hut body.
Hut line.
How is that yoga?
Next is the second move.
My hair is a mess.
The second exercise is a breathing exercise.
Get on your knees.
Then breathe in and exhale.
Let's breathe together now.
1, 2, 3, 4.
This is the hut body. Hut line.
Go sit down.
Everyone, have a good night!
They're so strange.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Are you pointing at the blackboard?
- Teacher. / - Over there?
There are those times.
What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you see gorillas on TV with your family ♪
♪ And talk about it ♪
♪ But then my mom asked my dad ♪
♪ If he'd still love her if she was that ugly ♪
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ I still love you now, dear ♪
♪ What my dad needs is two bags of ♪
♪ Pain relief patches after a beating from my mom ♪
What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your dad comes home late from drinking ♪
♪ And he argues with your mom in the bedroom ♪
♪ Then my dad starts to fight back ♪
♪ And starts yelling at my mom ♪
♪ So I'm worried ♪
♪ I went closer to hear and my dad said ♪
♪ I'm sorry! That was my fault! ♪
♪ I'll never come home late again! ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of mics ♪
- Good job. Sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back again ♪
Next is an exciting class! It's history!
- That's so boring! / - It is not boring!
- Yes, baby! / - Hello, teacher.
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
England's serial killer, Jack the Ripper.
We have to find the murderer, Jack the Ripper.
That's why I drew his face.
Put it up high so many people can see it.
- What? Put it up high? / - That's right.
Put it up high!
♪ Put it up high ♪
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
- That was forcing it. / - That's alright!
Teacher, we'll show you how Korean history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
That's alright.
Traditional Korean game, the fire can.
We'll take these torches
and spin them around!
How can you spin these around?
- Like this! / - How?
Like this!
This has been the Fun Bros!
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Alright.
Good job, Fun Bros.
Next is a lovely couple.
Hello.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
- Chunam? / - Chunami.
Alright, you two.
I heard you brought a gift for me.
Yes. Songvely got you a gift...
- For all your hard work. / - Thank you.
I love gifts and I love the teacher.
I love paintings.
If you hang this up, it'll ward off back luck.
- What the... / - It's Nami!
You must be crazy!
Where do I hang this up?
This? Above your head.
What? Above?
Hang it above!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
Why are you standing in front?
Sorry. I've always wanted to be the center.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
We know who you are.
Greet the people since you're up here.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't.
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
- Why do you always do the opposite? / - Opposite!
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
Yes, they won't hang out with me because...
- I always do the opposite. / - Right.
I brought this so that I can get along with them.
A tray? For what?
Of course I'm going to
sneak up on the others and hit them on the heads!
Don't do that. That'll hurt them.
Don't do it to yourself either.
- Don't do it to myself? / - Yeah.
Then I'll hit myself!
Yeah, keep it in moderation.
"Teacher, hold this tray
so that I can run at full speed from over there
and crash my head into it." Don't say that.
I'd say something that long?
Wow... Then you should hold this so that
I can run head-first into it, teacher!
Geez... What's wrong with you?
I'm going to run into it!
Don't hold it like that!
Not like that!
Oh, sorry.
- Think about it! / - Sorry.
You shouldn't hold it like that!
Here I go!
That hurt my hand.
- I'm fine. / - Good job.
Just do one.
Don't run through 3 trays in a row.
Don't run through 3 trays in a row?
There are no more trays.
Here are some trays!
My colleagues sure work hard.
- Then here I go! / - Come.
I'm doing 3 in a row!
Twisty! Another one!
Nice job. Nice!
Nice job,
Very nice.
- What was that? / - It was on the house service.
That hurt!
I did that last one without even thinking.
That wasn't planned. I did it by instinct.
- You're really good at that. / - I actually did it.
Judging from your eyes now...
- My eyes? / - I think...
You want to use this gong.
But don't say you're going to use this gong.
- Don't say I'll use a gong? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do it!
I'll do it!
This is heavy to hold up.
I'm doing this. Here I go...
I thought he'd do it.
I thought he'd do it for real.
- Yeah, you really shouldn't do this. / - I'm nervous.
- I'm nervous too. Don't do it. / - Don't do it?
Don't do it.
- Then I'll do it for real! / - Geez...
Not yet... That's it.
It's been fun, people.
Please remember me.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Here I go! Here I go!
Come!
Here I go!
Did you hear that?
Are you okay?
Don't say you'll do it again because it was funny!
- Alright then. / - What the...
You suddenly got obedient.
Good work, Twisty.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher!
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
These days, it's so hard when someone tries to...
- Help me walk on my injured leg. / - Why?
It's so hard for me.
- Such long legs. / - My legs keep dragging.
Carry me like this instead, please.
- My head... / - Don't give up.
Are you laughing?
I'm crying from being sad.
Geunji, isn't this a brand logo?
You should cover it up for TV.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Then I won't wear this shirt!
- Teacher. / - Geunji.
- I did good, right? / - Here's 10 bucks.
- Nice job. / - Alright.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- How about getting dinner after this? / - Sure.
Then should we make a bet to see who pays?
What kind of bet?
- The ladder game. / - Alright.
Where's a piece of paper?
The ladder is right here.
I hate my perfect body so much!
I hate it!
- I hate you! / - I hate you too, teacher!
Go sit down.
Next is Gangnam!
Alright!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The mountain god in "Gold Axe, Silver Axe."
- This mountain god is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why the woodcutter steals
all his gold and silver! He's weak!
Make his face powerful!
A powerful mountain god, PMG.
PMG.
Make his body powerful!
- A beefy grandpa, BG. / - BG.
Make his hairstyle powerful too.
A powerful hairstyle!
The mountain god's super genes, MSG.
MSG.
That's not all.
Men these days are too weak.
They use baseball bats like this...
"I'm going to hit a home run."
This is too weak.
Make the bat powerful!
A player's bat, PB.
- PB. / - Try throwing a pitch.
Baseball players are amazing.
- Amazing players. / - Amazing players.
It's time for Shin Dosi to be here.
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Alright.
Isn't it lonely living alone in the mountains?
It was pretty lonely.
But it's time for my bear friend
to wake up from hibernation.
I wanted to hang out with him so badly
that I went to his cave where he was hibernating.
Hey, buddy. Wake up.
Wake up, fool!
It's spring!
But the big guy didn't want to wake up.
He started stretching?
He twisted my neck.
I tried to wake a bear up from hibernation
and he almost sent me to the afterlife.
Oh, I see.
Where on the mountain do you usually stay?
The mountain has many old abandoned houses.
They just need a little bit of fixing.
I did some repairs on a secluded house.
If you see my house from outside...
- It looks normal? / - You can see ghosts.
What?
It wasn't an abandoned house. It was haunted.
- Get away. / - Huh?
What the...
This is a shoot.
Why did you follow me here to torment me?
Go! Get away!
- Go in here! / - What are you doing?
- Go in here! / - Go sit down!
Please take your seats.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
Today is my wedding anniversary with my wife.
Congratulations.
That's why I prepared a special event.
Dear...
I was too shy to tell you this.
To...
My dear...
People...
Come first.
What was that? You surprised me.
Why? You helped me put those up?
I love you.
When the weather is changing,
it's very important to take care of your health.
There are many ways to stay healthy
when the weather changes.
First, wear a mashk to bwock fine dust.
Wear a mask to block fine dust.
Stwetch and exercise for 30 minutes a day.
Stretch and exercise for 30 minutes a day.
When you're feewing chilly,
dwink some ginger tea
and bwack herbal tea.
When you're feeling chilly,
drink some ginger tea
and black herbal tea.
Dear, I think I'm coming down with...
- I love you. / - Gosh...
You're going to make me catch it... I love you!
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Somi.
I'm going to take a trip with my friends next week.
I prepared a dance to liven the mood.
But I'm not sure if it'll do the job.
Then can you show us here?
Sure... I need some music...
It's missing a little something.
- When livening the mood, Shy comes first. / - Shy?
Oh, PSY!
I hope you all have an exciting week!
Luck, luck, luck, luck!